She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
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I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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