dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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