I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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