yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
MIDGETS
????
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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