On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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