Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She said her name was "party"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
do herpes really smell.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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