there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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