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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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