He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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