what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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