I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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