So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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