my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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