So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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