well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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