when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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