Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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