i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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