THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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