Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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