I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
