we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
