Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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