it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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