do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i barfeds in our rink
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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