check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Four minutes until I can fart!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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