Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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