It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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