Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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