I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need to align my fucking chakras
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