And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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