i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This is the high leading the old right now
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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