Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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