all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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