The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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