Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Walk of Shame today included voting.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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