U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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