It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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