I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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