Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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