so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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