In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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