quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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