were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I need a beard to bite.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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