Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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