We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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