Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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