you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize