shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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