that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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