he wants to bone in the snuggie
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
