turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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