yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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