Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
thus making me awesome and them whores
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you win again, gameday.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
this will be a night to untag.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Congratulations! We have a period
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
