Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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