She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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